muffin

muffin
1. (muffin) (3019↑, 939↓)
A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.

Hey baby, can I butter your muffin?

2. (muffin) (1828↑, 860↓)
One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)

Insult: "You Stupid muffin" Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins" Self Respect: "I am the muffin king" Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"

Author: nobody important http://muffin.urbanup.com/538715
3. (muffin) (1292↑, 508↓)
a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours

dutch chocolate muffin

4. (muffin) (602↑, 365↓)
A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy\!) I like to paint muffins.

I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.

5. (Muffin) (653↑, 424↓)
A sympathetic name for someone.

"Aww is muffin sad?"

6. (muffin) (326↑, 203↓)
Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.

You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin\!

7. (muffin) (238↑, 135↓)
the cutest most adorable huggable squeeshable thing ever. can refer to puppies, boyfriends, best friends, etc...

mario is such a muffin\!

Author: fancy granola http://muffin.urbanup.com/1518999
8. (muffin) (101↑, 50↓)
Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins; You just can't beat muffins, no other will do... If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin, So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do. Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain, Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain), Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king, and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD\! Its an innocent thing. X)

"Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."

Author: The Muffin Mans Wifey http://muffin.urbanup.com/1950231
9. (Muffin) (149↑, 100↓)
The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more\!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin." muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

10. (muffin) (44↑, 7↓)
a delicious but awkwardly naked [cupcake]. [muffins] usually try to make up for their embarrassing lack of frosting by being filled with yummy treats like chocolate chips or blueberries. when eating a muffin, do not comment on the lack of frosting, for muffins tend to be self-conscious about this.

"I wish this [muffin] had frosting\!" "Shhh\! You're hurting it's feelings\!"

Author: justtakethenamealready\! http://muffin.urbanup.com/4489589
11. (muffin) (75↑, 38↓)
a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.

Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.

12. (muffin) (47↑, 14↓)
Cutiepie, sweetie. An adorable person

That little girl is such a muffin, I would just love to pinch her cheeks.

13. (Muffin) (409↑, 376↓)
A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.

I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin

Author: Industrialprophet.com http://muffin.urbanup.com/10120
14. (muffin) (56↑, 31↓)
1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "[english muffin]" 2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony\! Get me a blueberry muffin\!" 2. "I will get a muffin one day."

Author: Urban Dictionary http://muffin.urbanup.com/1051583
15. (muffin) (65↑, 50↓)
A game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a muffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. Players compete by jerking their member until they ejaculate their "frosting" on the muffin. The last jerker to frost the muffin receives the pleasure of eating said muffin, along with all its frosty goodness.

Tom: I'm bored Kyle: I have an idea\! lets play muffin\!\!\! Grant: Absolutely\!

Author: Corey Ellison http://muffin.urbanup.com/2900081
16. (muffin) (38↑, 24↓)
1. A pothead's way of saying "nothin". 2. Shortened version of mother fucking.

1. Dude: Hey what you doing? Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably* 2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed. Pothead: You muffin bitch\! Now I have muffin else to smoke.

17. (muffin) (107↑, 97↓)
one who is willing to go the extra mile and sacrifice everything in the name of fun.

See www.themuffins.com for details

18. (MUFFIN) (7↑, 1↓)
a term that means [excellent], [cool], [groovy], [rad], [awesome], [tubular], [neat], etc. Started in 2005 by a guy from New Orleans after eating one of those giant Otis Spunkmeyer blueberry muffins. The muffin was so awesomely delicious it was decided at that very moment that anything that was awesome could and would be called "muffin". Anyone who has eaten one of those muffins can totally relate.

Hey, check out my tricked out '64 Mustang. It's lower to the ground with twice pipes, candy-apple red and a rag top. Oooo, clean\! Dude, your ride is sooo muffin\!

19. (muffin) (11↑, 5↓)
Muffin- the words mother and fucking..slammed into one word..that you can say in front of your parents...without them knowing\!\! :D

i hated that muffin movie\!\!\!

20. (muffin) (9↑, 3↓)
one of the best bakery goods in the world.

i went to dunkin' donuts and got a muffin that fucking owned.

Author: god of agg poopy http://muffin.urbanup.com/1540448
21. (muffin) (11↑, 6↓)
A bittie. A very hot girl.

Damn that girl's a muffin. I'd like to do terrible things to her.

22. (muffin) (8↑, 3↓)
UK: The act of oral sex upon a woman's [genitalia] (aka her [muff]).

In the 1950's & 60's there was a long standing joke about the unfortunately named children's television programme "Muffin the mule" being a sexual offence.

23. (muffin) (66↑, 61↓)
a large person that wears clothes to tight and their fat hangs over and looks like a muffin top

"Amira,I dont want to see your muffin"

24. (Muffin) (9↑, 5↓)
MILF in the making

Yo\! check out that muffin\!

25. (Muffin) (6↑, 2↓)
A nickname given to a partner or loved one. Such as babe, honey, love etc...

Goodmorning "MUFFIN" how are you babe?

26. (muffin) (21↑, 17↓)
A note of sympathy. Usually said in a condescending way. Equivelent of "Too bed for you"

"I didn't win the lottery." "aw, muffin"

Author: Chaos Descending http://muffin.urbanup.com/420038
27. (muffin) (3↑, 0↓)
Refers to a baby in utero.

How's the lil' [muffin] doin'? Is he done yet?

Author: onceadadalwaysadad http://muffin.urbanup.com/4508016
28. (muffin) (4↑, 1↓)
the freakin' best kind of pastry ever made. comes in various flavors like plain, strawberry, chocolate chip, blueberry, cinnamon strudel, etc.

dude1:hey, dude2\! whatya got there ? dude2:a muffin. its quite delicious

Author: frosted flakes. http://muffin.urbanup.com/3878403
29. (muffin) (6↑, 3↓)
someone or something adorable and cute

" awwwww look at that puppy\! it is such a muffin\!"

Author: muffinator 5000 http://muffin.urbanup.com/3803321
30. (muffin) (11↑, 8↓)
When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.

1. When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view. 2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.

31. (muffin) (25↑, 22↓)
The muffin is a veritable jack-of-all-trades, being a fluffy baked good able to be filled with a varied and delicious assortment of comestables, including, but not limited to: [blueberries], [raspberries], [crunchberries], [razor blades], baby fingers, and [jam]. ESPECIALLY jam...mmmmmmmhhhh...

Man: Is that a muffin, sir? Baker: Indeed it is, but you cannot have it\! -munch munch munch- Man: Nuuuuuuu\! -fart- Baker: Ha-ha-ha.

32. (muffin) (239↑, 236↓)
A noun describing the act of farting into your cupped hand and pushing the fart towards a friend, thereby concentrating the odor in the vicinity of their nose.

"Muffin" (pushes muffin at friend) "Huh...Oh nasty"

33. (muffin) (3↑, 1↓)
A breakfeast food. Can have various smells and Flavors. Are often linked to pancakes. Often served at restaraunts and hospitals for snacks and or breakfast. One of the most popular breakfast foods, muffins are going in people all over the world.

There's a muffin. its like a wanna be Cupcake

Author: thisamazinglifenow http://muffin.urbanup.com/4654785
34. (muffin) (3↑, 1↓)
a chick who likes to flirt and lead you on but never gives it up...

"dude i have been spiting game wit kelsey and i think im gonna get some tonight" "No your not she is such a muffin\!"

Author: D-crunkk$undisputed http://muffin.urbanup.com/4150828
35. (muffin) (4↑, 2↓)
a very good prostitute

on NJ streets i met a couple of muffins

36. (Muffin) (5↑, 3↓)
A sweet, tasty little breakfast/desert treat made of thickened bread, and good with a hint of sugar on top. Many different kinds too\! You got: blue berry, banana, chocolate, raspberry, cherry muffins, etc... But not only is a muffin a sweet fluffy treat, it is also a type of bread\! Yep, the enlgish muffin\! Thinly sliced bread best tasted when toasted.

Me: Who ate the last muffin? My friend: Me. Me: You're dead now\! My friend: :O

37. (Muffin) (1↑, 0↓)
1. A tasty food. 2. An insult to a fat person. 3. Girls Breasts and/or Vagina and/or butt 4. A term of endearment 5. A name for the fat hanging from the stomach-hip area, mostly made when wearing clothing to tight and small. 6. A bad hair day, mostly when the hair is curly and everywhere, kinda looks like a muffin. 7. A synonym for ugly (since some people wrongly assume that Muffins are ugly cupcakes, they also use it to mean ugly for people) 8. A Demi-Goddess in the Church of Breakfast. Main follower being the Mistress of Muffins.

1. Dude, this muffin tastes great\! Did you bake more? 2. That girl's a total muffin\! Look, she has fat rolls\! 3. "Nice Muffins"(Breasts) "Can I butter your muffin?" (Vagina) and "I want to spank her muffin\!" (butt) 4. I love you, Muffin 5. Those pants give her a total muffin\! 6. Dude, you have muffin hair. 7. Dude she is so muffin why would you wanna date her? 8. Hail the Muffin Goddess, Demi Goddess in the Church of Breakfast.

38. (Muffin) (3↑, 2↓)
a, or pertaining to, an enormous yet perfectly shaped butt, a beautiful ass, a badonkadonk, somethin you can set your mug on, requires the use of apple bottom jeans, high quality ass, junk in the trunk

Damn yo, check out the muffin on that girl\! I'd like to take a bite outta that muffin\! Thas one scrumptious lookin muffin\! Is that buttgirl? She got one nice ass muffin\!

Author: Butt Master12 http://muffin.urbanup.com/4397971
39. (Muffin) (2↑, 1↓)
A cute girl with small squishy, yet perky muffin like breasts could refer to a girlfriend or a close girl friend that is used like a cuddle buddy

Nick: this is my muffin *girl waves* Nick: i could hug her for DAYZ\!\! Caleb: you bragging son of a bitch..\>_\>

40. (Muffin) (5↑, 4↓)
1. Sombody (preferably a girl) who has a muffin top/love [handles] or is a fatty. 2. A person who doesn't know how to tease their [hair] and it looks like there is a muffin on their head. 3. A type of tasty [pastry]. 4. Someone extreamly [unattractive].

-Oh gosh,look out man\! Here comes a Muffin\! -Look at her head,she's a muffin. -Guess what i had for breakfast? A Muffin\! -Ewwwwhhhhhh\! I cant [believe] i have to look at that person, they're such a muffin\!

41. (muffin) (3↑, 2↓)
the word you use as an insult when you cant say fag muffin (also an insult) because of the people around you(i.e. a gay person or a teacher/adult)

*both standing in a classroom full of people and teachers* bobby:"im sorry i didnt get you a teddy bear for valentines day. here, do you want this muffin?" becca:"bobby, you ARE a muffin"

Author: beckaisawesome http://muffin.urbanup.com/3728009
42. (Muffin) (4↑, 3↓)
1. (noun) A delicious pastry, often containing fruit and sometimes nuts or chocolate 2. (noun) A sickening pet name used for one's significant other, falling under the same category as [cupcake] and [sugarplum]. 3. (verb) To squish out of the top of something; to resemble an edible muffin.

1. I LIKE MUFFINS. 2. Whoosh my wittle bitty muffin pastwy? YOU are\! YOU are\! 3. These jeans are too tight; my fat muffins out the top.

Author: Almight God of Muffins http://muffin.urbanup.com/3638077
43. (muffin) (10↑, 9↓)
1. a tastey anytime snack available in multiple delicious flavors 2. a slang term for a six foot tall wild beast, namely amanda. 3. a term of endearment 4. a vampire in food formation

1. I had a corn muffin for breakfast\! 2. AHH its a muffin\! RUN\! 3. Aww muffin, I love you\!

44. (muffin) (18↑, 17↓)
Usually used to reffer to a womans breasts so that no profanity is used. Also used in a playfull manner to comment on breasts

Nice muffins Amie. Thanks.

45. (muffin) (19↑, 18↓)
a really good female friend who is really nice and sweet

She's my best muffin in the whole world\!

46. (Muffin) (0↑, 0↓)
Idiot college freshmen who wrongly believe they can major in pre-physio, engineering, or any other difficult major not suited for the average person. They think they have the mental capacity to perform surgery on someone in the future, but are unable to figure out how to reach the upper floors of a building that has FOUR sets of stairs and TWO elevators that can't be missed. They often conspicuously cheat on exams, copy their lab reports word-for-word from their friends, and expect the university to wait on them hand-and-foot like a five star hotel. In closing, they are as essential to one's nutritional needs as a muffin - they can be done without.

1. I caught a muffin cheating on the last exam I gave. He was blatantly using a note sheet. 2. This muffin asked me how to get to the fifth floor when she was standing just outside the elevator.

47. (Muffin) (0↑, 0↓)
Known to most as a term of endearment, but really an awesome insult actually meaning vagina or pussy. Commonly used by a woman to insult her boyfriend in public when he's being a douche.

Boyfriend: Fuck\! I hate shopping with you and your friends\! Girlfriend: Aw, muffin, it'll be okay.

48. (Muffin) (0↑, 0↓)
The "babydaddy" of the cupcake. When the unicorn and muffin have sex..the cupcake is made. The only being worthy of even seeing a unicorn.

john:"hey where'd you get that cupcake?" jake:"a unicorn and muffin made it"

49. (Muffin) (0↑, 0↓)
used in place of "fuck" can be used for anything really

T: this tequila is narsty\!\! M: this Morgan is so Muffining good\!\!\! M: muffin you douche bag\!\! T: whaa? M: i have no cluee

50. (muffin) (2↑, 2↓)
A muffin is an ugly cupcake\!\!\!

Ohh that cupcake looks bad now it is a muffin.

51. (muffin) (0↑, 0↓)
A word that can be substituted to replace any object.

I am about to jump in this muffin really quick and take shower. Open that muffin and grab me a soda. Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.

52. (Muffin) (3↑, 3↓)
It's pretty much a naked cupcake.

Imma eat that muffin, yo\!

53. (muffin) (5↑, 5↓)
The most versatile insult ever. It can be used mockingly, sardoniclally, or in any other manner. It was originally synonymous with names like "pussy" or "cunt", but that has since been abandoned. (Traces of that root are still found in the word "muff")

(in a high pitched voice, as if mocking one's girlfriend) "Come over here muffin\!" or "Dude you're a fucking muffin" or "I saw these 2 guidos walking into a tanning salon. Fucking muffins"

Author: Sickofcreatingpsuedonyms http://muffin.urbanup.com/4412290
54. (muffin) (3↑, 3↓)
The best thing ever. Seriously. You know your mom? She'll bang a muffin. They are that good. Get some muffins, eat them, and come back, and you'll see why. Made from bread and anything else you can put in them. [ANYTHING]. Blueberry is normal, but you can have apple, cherry (yasrs), chocolate chips, small children, cinnamon, cookie bits, anything. Anyone who uses it for slang in a negative/sexual way cannot come up with anything else, as a muffin is better than sex and heaven combined.

Guy: Oh man this muffin is so delicious. Girl: Eww, that's disgusting. Guy: Whatever. Why do I hang out with you, muffin hater? Girl: I... I have no other friends...

55. (Muffin) (5↑, 5↓)
A nickname often given to homosexual men as a term of endearment. The opposite of Cupcake(nickname given to Lesbians)

man, i really wanna come over and rock out now.'cause i was bragging to Muffin about the epic weekend i have planned.

Author: Zombie Gigolo http://muffin.urbanup.com/3968107
56. (Muffin) (9↑, 9↓)
n. A code used in conversation that is between two people to leave the third person out of the loop that they are actually talking about him/her.

Radio; So man, I can get a girl to fuck tonight for sure. But she's a little more.. bigger.. Jeff; How much bigger? Radio; She is here now, let's have a code for a yes and no Jeff; Muffin is bad and cupcake is good. \<i\>ugly woman drivers up and comes out of car, Jeff turns to Radio with frown and eyes closed.\</i\> Jeff; MUFFIN\!

Author: muffinaresogross=[ http://muffin.urbanup.com/3935500
57. (muffin) (2↑, 2↓)
a cupcake without icing...hence a bald cupcake.

Muffins are just bald cupcakes.

58. (muffin) (4↑, 4↓)
an ugly cupcake.

Fred: "i have a cupcake\!" Jim: "i have a muffin. ):" Fred: "FAIL."

Author: Ariana D'Lemi http://muffin.urbanup.com/3837871
59. (muffin) (2↑, 2↓)
see extacy muffin--\>roll--\>extacy

"hey dude, do you know where i can grab some muffins"

Author: betterthanall http://muffin.urbanup.com/328534
60. (Muffin) (1↑, 2↓)
A 69 position with 3 or more people; cuddling position while penetrating. Not to be confused with mooning, spooning or forking. It is not a 69 with two people.

hey baby you wanna muffin

61. (Muffin) (5↑, 6↓)
|verb| When a giant fart (the muffin) is released from the oven (your butt) and served in a tray (your cupped hand) and served to friends, family, and co workers. **Warning** Don't over cook the muffin or it may contain chocolate chips (not pleasent)

Dude 1: hey what's up man? Dude 2: not much just bakin a muffin. Dude 1: What? (muffin is served) Dude 1: Omg WTF did that shit have chocolate chips\!\!\!\!

Author: This line is blank http://muffin.urbanup.com/4135099
62. (muffin) (3↑, 4↓)
a tea-bag executed by a lady

Sara totally just muffined your corpse.

Author: jacob pederson http://muffin.urbanup.com/3047225
63. (muffin) (11↑, 12↓)
a classic name of your local drug dealer to keep things under cover with out saying his real name

"did muffin get any more crack in lately?" "who is muffin?" "dave, dave asked me to call him muffin from now on"

Author: guch strap francis nicholls http://muffin.urbanup.com/1623681
64. (muffin) (19↑, 20↓)
Its a mother fucking muffin. If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.

Dayam nigger\! This muffin is better then kfc\!

Author: Nicholas Bryan http://muffin.urbanup.com/1172072
65. (muffin) (3↑, 5↓)
the name of my fiancee's dick top of the dick shaped like a muffin

mr. muffin

Author: Vampire0Princess http://muffin.urbanup.com/4450056
66. (muffin) (3↑, 5↓)
like a cupcake but way better b/c it is not made of cake batter and does not have icing and can have chocolate chips.=]]] to describe a person who is not a whore or is cute.

clarissa:ohmegosh ryan is such a muffin\! nicole:he is a muffin i think he likes you. clarissa:woot\!

67. (muffin) (20↑, 23↓)
someone you have a secret crush on

iv'e got myself a muffin

68. (muffin) (23↑, 26↓)
The pudge of flabby skin that hangs over the front of your pants at the waistline. It looks just like a muffin and how it rises out over the paper cup you bake them in.

I can't wear this half-top until I loose this muffin. You've got a muffin going on there.

69. (muffin) (11↑, 14↓)
euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

70. (muffin) (12↑, 15↓)
a word for some one very cute and sweet. only in my opinion btw.

he is my muffin

71. (muffin) (13↑, 16↓)
a hot hippie chick

the lawn at the show was full of muffins

72. (muffin) (0↑, 4↓)
an ugly cupcake

that cupcake looks disgusting... oh wait that's a muffin

73. (muffin) (0↑, 4↓)
an ugly cupcake

"wtf? thats an ugly cupcake" "its a muffin..." "oh.. i see..."

Author: Slit Your Dolly http://muffin.urbanup.com/3409092
74. (muffin) (0↑, 4↓)
an ugly cupcake.

"what is that?" "a muffin." "a.. what?" "its an ugly cupcake."

Author: alexxxxxxxx :) http://muffin.urbanup.com/3405834
75. (muffin) (0↑, 4↓)
mother + fuckin = muffin

i'm so muffin annoyed right now\!\!\!

Author: colleenybeany http://muffin.urbanup.com/3403396
76. (muffin) (2↑, 6↓)
A common species of kids generally around the age of 12 who cannot play games worth shit and instead spends his or her time criticizing other players who surpass himself. They are not team players and think they are always right. A Muffin's habitat is located around ,[COD4],[WoW],and on rare occasions Hello Kitty online. Beware Muffins can disguise them selves as a half way decent player by insulting gamers superior to others. May also be called by the name of Leeroy Jenkins.

WoW player: all right so here's the plan... Muffin (Leeroy): Alright chums lets do this Leeroy Jenkins\! WoW player: God dammit Leeroy. Muffin: Least I got chicken. CALL OF DUTY 4 COD player: Alright good job team but Muffin you could use some practice. Muffin: God dammit man I could beat your ass in a 1v1 anyday. Player: I’m not trying to be mean just saying you kinda scored negative 10 points Muffin: ok dudes fuck this your all noobs I’m out to find a server that appreciates my skillz.

77. (muffin) (4↑, 8↓)
a coming together or gathering of women and specificly their muffs

"my sister is having a sleepover tonight" "cool, a muffin at your house"

Author: Johnny bad boy B http://muffin.urbanup.com/2277208
78. (muffin) (8↑, 12↓)
One of many words from my everday use.

" Awe, muffin./ Would you like a hug, muffin?"

79. (muffin) (26↑, 30↓)
Used to describe the unattractive effect achieved when a girl wears pants that are too low cut and too tight. This creates a bulge of fat around the hip and stomach area, resembling the top of a muffin that is too big for its case. Also described as ‘muffin top’

“Those pants give her the biggest muffin. Ugh.”

80. (muffin) (11↑, 15↓)
In the act of going down on a womans pussie similar to Muff Diving

My mum caught me muffin

81. (Muffin) (19↑, 23↓)
A response to the question, "whats up" or "what are you doing" from someone who may or maynot be eating a muffin.

"What are you doing?" "Muffin"

82. (muffin) (20↑, 24↓)
Young attractive woman working on a political campaign.

Jack\! may have trouble with his last name, but he's got the best looking muffins on his campaign.

83. (muffin) (10↑, 14↓)
A person's sexual innocence, not necessarily technical virginity.

"She stole my heart and my muffin in the same day." "I want your muffin."

Author: Miss S. Sirhan http://muffin.urbanup.com/528828
84. (muffin) (2↑, 7↓)
usually a 'muffin' is someone who looks like they're dipping (i.e., they have their tongue pushing out the lower lip region by the gum), and is incapable of independent thought. muffin food is different entirely, and, afaict not remotely like what you lot call muffins. delicious often. then there's tasty muffin -- nice arse. also frequently delicious.

e.g.: 'you are such a fucking muffin' to someone who has just totaled a classic ford by reversing into a crowd of wasted people who leaped out of the way so the vehicle could lose most of its boot to a fight with a fence post.

85. (Muffin) (9↑, 14↓)
When girls wear pants that are too tight and low and they have fat spilling over the top.

"Ew look at that muffin, gross."

86. (Muffin) (14↑, 19↓)
A really good snack that comes in different kinds of flavors and is a wheat product. :o

Chocolate chip muffins are the best.

87. (muffin) (9↑, 14↓)
The act of Muff Munchin; The female art of eating things with da cooch.

Kelly what you doin? Just muffin' this pop-tart

88. (Muffin) (8↑, 13↓)
A guy who thinks he is hot when he is clearly not. Derived from stud muffin.

Muffins often strut, have mullets, are stuck in a different time (ie 80s)and lack teeth. Muffins have no idea they are out of style, out of sync, and out of my league \!

89. (muffin) (6↑, 11↓)
A puppet mule of old Television fame.

Muffin the mule.

90. (Muffin) (5↑, 10↓)
The act of loving or having postitive feelings for. Used by anime-reading teens in Southern Arizona.

I'm sorry that I'll never see you again. I just wanted to say that I muffin you.

91. (muffin) (5↑, 10↓)
a girl who's name you dont know but want to have sex with her

hey muffin... wanna hang at my crib

92. (muffin) (4↑, 10↓)
The one thing that pisses off cops more than being called a pig.

person "hey you pig\!\!" cop "eh whatever" person "hey muffin\!\!" cop "what did you call me?\!?\!?" *pulls out gun*

93. (muffin) (6↑, 12↓)
muffins means sex. You can say muffins anytime you would normally say the word sex.

I like muffins\! We had muffins last night. Home-made muffins Otis spunkmeyer muffins (old people sex) Lemon poppy seed muffins (sex when you're high)

94. (muffin) (13↑, 19↓)
[1] Another word for a chick's pussy. [2] I word I use (in a funny ass way\!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc. [3] A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.

[1] Person 1: MMM\! I'd like to "butter" that muffin\! Person 2: Hell yeah\! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin\! [2] "Damn dude\! You muffined all over my face\! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin\!?" [lol] [3] Person 1: I made some muffins last night. Person 2: What kind? Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut\! Person 2: Yum\!

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95. (Muffin) (9↑, 15↓)
1.(n) the entire region of the female genitalia. Usually sited with teenagers from PTC. The Muffin phrase came from when Lizzy and Josie and Sarah was coming up with new word for pussy. then lizzy says "muffin" we say muffin. 2. (The Muffins) an act preformed by five women that includes headbanging and makeing out. this is generally preformed in front of a large autience and in the school.

1. Does your muffin hang low does it wobble to and frow? (is that possible?) 2. The Muffins were booed away from the school dance contest but continued head bangin long after the music was suspended. The Mufifn Queen shook the rrom and later her neck hurt.

96. (muffin) (9↑, 15↓)
1. A Realy cool person. 2. A person who has 2 much time. 3. A sweet, kind person. 4. Something to eat.

Hey that muffin rocks\! That muffin should get a boy friend\! I love that muffin shes so nuce\! Mmmmm I like muffins

97. (muffin) (16↑, 22↓)
word to describe the vaginal region of a woman's anatomy.

I really want your muffin.

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98. (muffin) (25↑, 31↓)
A girls pussy, usually hairy.

"I grabbed her muffin/muff."

99. (muffin) (11↑, 17↓)
Gorgeous litte kiddy

Oh you are such a little muffin, i think i might hug you\!

100. (muffin) (6↑, 13↓)
1.a fat person with their disquisting blubber bulging out of the sides of their pants just like a muffin. 2.a tasty treat that is enjoyed by everyone. 3.talking snacks.

1.Dude,that muffin is feeling her muffin. 2.yum, this muffin is muffinlicious. 3.Oh em geez that muffin said something to me

101. (muffin) (2↑, 9↓)
A muffin is basically a hippie / granola type / tree hugger. Think activism, veganism, and green party. That's a muffin.

John: Let's go on a hunger strike and boycott taco bell. Christine: Dude, you're such a muffin.

102. (muffin) (7↑, 14↓)
A girls pussy.

"I grabbed her muffin/muff."

103. (Muffin) (3↑, 10↓)
One that can never buy their clothing in their size. Their clothing is always to small knowing that they do not fit or someone that can never buy their clothig. Someone that has to steal everything.

An example of a muffin would be Crystal "Cliton Township".

104. (muffin) (0↑, 8↓)
A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.=]

Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways\!

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105. (muffin) (0↑, 8↓)
A muffin is just an ugly cupcake

Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways\!

106. (Muffin) (1↑, 9↓)
muf·fin (verb) 1. The act of totally sucking at any activity, especially videogames, which includes acumulating a once thought impossible score.

P1: Damn it all, I got -10 points\! P2: Dude, your muffin.

Author: Kevin Stewart http://muffin.urbanup.com/2820387
107. (muffin) (2↑, 10↓)
the act of making out by a bakery while unknowingly getting remnants of black eyeliner on one's face. one usually returns from this event to tell others that this mysterious black smudge is surely from the BBQ cookout earlier in the evening, or perhaps, it was the stamp from Jenkinsons nightclub that so often rubs off one's hand onto one's face at some point in the night.

A: Lou, where were you? L: Oh, just having some muffins...

Author: Alyssa Celeste http://muffin.urbanup.com/2675018
108. (muffin) (1↑, 9↓)
a slang term referring to a line of cocaine. Where speaking of eating them, correlates to snorting them.

"let's "eat" some muffins."

Author: John Samson Samsonite http://muffin.urbanup.com/2638453
109. (muffin) (1↑, 9↓)
A nickname for a rag a muffin

i can't go outside today...i look like a muffin\!

Author: desi, and tiffy http://muffin.urbanup.com/2352712
110. (Muffin) (1↑, 9↓)
Politically correct word for the politically incorrect misusage of the words "retard" or "retarded."

Johnny walks into a tree and proclaims "I am such a muffin\!" or Arianna and Amanda run into the freezing lake with bikinis and two days later recall the incident to one another: "That was so muffin."

111. (Muffin) (6↑, 14↓)
Tom Sellleck. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. These men are defined as muffins. Muffin is slang for a handsome 20s to 50s man, usually in the movie or tv business.

"Hey Tommy, did you watch Muffin P.I. on teevee last night?"

112. (muffin) (6↑, 14↓)
a male with a pathetic "bowl" hair cut, bushy hair, a big head a woman with a bushy vagina

"Tommy got jipped with a fucking muffin"

Author: Sabertooth nigga http://muffin.urbanup.com/923529
113. (Muffin) (4↑, 12↓)
that which is sought by AlysWhitil, Klokwurk and Vibrobunny

I gots all the Muffins\!

114. (muffin) (4↑, 13↓)
When someone's clothing is too tight and a bulge of fat sits over the rim.

"My god Joe, that lady's muffin is big enough to feed africa" "Tuck your muffin in Libby\!"

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115. (muffin) (13↑, 22↓)
1. The act of pulling one's [penis] for the attainment of sinful pleasures and an undisclosed ammount of unidentified white substance. 2. A [wheat]-based snack.

Gerald\! We know you're muffin in there you sick perverted Chinese wacko\!

116. (Muffin) (2↑, 12↓)
Lesbian. with a vagina. RAWWWRRRRRRRR CLICK CLICK CLICK.

"damn, look at that hairy muffin."

117. (Muffin) (1↑, 11↓)
Term denoting a female; usually of mixed or mediterrainean ethinicity that wears a full head of very curly, very pastry-like hair.

'Chelsey Clinton' looks like a straight 'muffin'. Or; 'I'm going to the coffee shop to pick up some java and a muffin'. Also; 'Don't wear that jacket tonite, you'll be straight 'muffed up'...'

118. (muffin) (5↑, 16↓)
Any person that has not been baptized and does not plan on it. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname [Doughtnut], as well as others like [Waffle], [Bagel], and [French Toast]. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)

She is definately a muffin; you can see it in her eyes. Not only that, though, but she told me she was yesterday.

119. (muffin) (1↑, 12↓)
A very elite scener. Saved me from the ghetto\!

muffin is cool, I wish I was like him.

120. (muffin) (1↑, 13↓)
Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of. Also slang for a cunt. i.e Cunt muffin

I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin\! God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.

121. (Muffin) (11↑, 23↓)
Oh, only the worlds coolest cat. He just scratched Stevans arm. He has fleas, and smells like poop...but its his birthday everyday. The end.

Muffin its your birthday....HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUFFIN

122. (muffin) (5↑, 18↓)
When you poop in your hand and shove it in someone's face.

I just gave Kennedy a freshly baked muffin.

123. (muffin) (1↑, 14↓)
a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.

westin woman are in the muffin club

124. (muffin) (3↑, 16↓)
(n)- A certain teacher of Ancient Greek at a certain summer camp for talented youth in a certain Amish city in Pennsylvania. See related: [booty]

God, the Greek Freaks are getting really scary with their incessant muffin stalking\!

Author: The Muffettes http://muffin.urbanup.com/1027240
125. (muffin) (3↑, 17↓)
A muffin is someone who is totally dense, kinda slow, stupid, and is the constant source of jokes.

Ryder asked Anna out, ha\! She's way too good for him. Then he asked who Hitler was. WHAT A MUFFIN\!

126. (muffin) (5↑, 21↓)
a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.

my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready

127. (muffin) (4↑, 21↓)
a name for the part of ones body where your back makes an ass of its self and splits into two sections. Commonly referred to as "butt"

Her muffin butt is so cute

128. (muffin) (9↑, 29↓)
When someone is bitching/complaining about something unessesarily.

Joe: Ow, the cat just scratched me. Jill: Awwwwwwwww, muffffinnnnnnn.

129. (Muffin) (1↑, 23↓)
1. sweet 2. likes strawberries 3. hates cherries 4. smartest boy in class 5. charming lito thing

Hey Muffin head\!

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130. (muffin) (7↑, 35↓)
muffin = best boyfriend in the world.\!\!

i love my baby-MUFFINS.\!\!\! my boyfriend is princess-MUFFINS.\! he's pretty and nice.\!

131. (muffin) (3↑, 33↓)
allie , the girl that likes the cock way too much

Man, muffin is all up on my piece all the time.

132. (muffin) (18↑, 75↓)
to be intimate with a donkey

Muffin the Mule

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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